NOAA/NMFS Not Actually Culling Sharks and Whales

Just to clarify, that previous post was intended to be an April Fool’s joke.  Apparently it was a lot more convincing than my “pictures of dogfish attacking a pelican” post from last year, and is now threatening to go viral as a legitimate news story.  Apologies to anyone inordinately outraged, but April 1st is probably the last day you want to be believing everything you read on the internet.  That said, I hope you stick around for the posts from the other 364 days a year, where I try my hardest to make sure all the facts are legit.