Just to clarify, that previous post was intended to be an April Fool’s joke. Apparently it was a lot more convincing than my “pictures of dogfish attacking a pelican” post from last year, and is now threatening to go viral as a legitimate news story. Apologies to anyone inordinately outraged, but April 1st is probably the last day you want to be believing everything you read on the internet. That said, I hope you stick around for the posts from the other 364 days a year, where I try my hardest to make sure all the facts are legit.